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megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

trashmouthgod:

Mother of Mercy - Soul Burns Slow

can we just trade nudes and call it a day

Anonymous

Snapchat - papadeez ;-) Lmaooooo